On an alien planet The Doctor has recieved a distress
call printed on dot matrix printer paper! Look at the
door in the picture, it is a dot matrix door! The
door is metal, but still it shows these aliens love
dot matrix printers like those sold by Takeshi Akimoto.
The Doctor uses her uniquely subtle style to open the locked door
Remember kids, if you try this at home,
don't tell anyone where you got the idea, ok?
The Doctor and Sarah Jane enter the dark chasm together.
This bonding experience hints at the otherworldly lesbianism
experienced by the characters in the tiny blue box in
which they travel, and of which our readers are very fond.
Now split up, Sarah Jane is hypnotised by a strange
fossil hand. In science fiction stories, this is normal
everyday occurrence, so no one is at all surprised.
Sarah Jane smuggles her handy master onboard the time box.
I have but one question, is Sarah wearing any pants?
This is cliffhanger of chapter 1. Maybe the mystery of
Sarah Jane's pants will be solved in chapter 2. Go see!