Stylish is attacked by psychedelic warrior women from the future
armed with huge spoons of death!
Silly Jo eats priceless 2000 year old cheese, this act will anger
the cheese police and all the cheese loving aliens of the cosmos!
Jo mistakes a futuristic time machine for a household blender!
The milkshake of Rassilon surrounds her in a time travel aura!
Jo believes she is seperated from her true love, The Doctor,
for all time.
She decides to chat up a Dustbin for cheap sex.
Silly slutty Jo! Those attachments have super suction functions
that are more dangerous than fun!
The Dustbin and it's Moron servant watch on as Jo discovers
another Dustbin's super swivel head device!
The naughty Dustbins take photos of Jo's strange acts!
They plan to sell them to magazines and to goad the Doctor
into travelling to the future to "save" her.
The future commando women calmly explain that the future is
a total hell hole of lust, greed, and war. Two out of three
isn't bad!
The Doctor goes to the future anyway and is soon captured
by those nasty Dustbins. Jo has made a total ass of herself.
Jo takes a moment out from her horrific enslavement to promote
the virtues of Soy Milk. Remember, even during the aftermath
of a total alien holocaust, Soy Milk is STILL good for you!
The Doctor just gets pissy and wrings the desk lamp of one of
those annoying Dustbin robot alien monster bad guys!! They are
so mean and not even very cute! No wonder they are evil!
The evil springy Time Paradox arrives, a hideous monster, a
jack in the box gone totally fucking psycho! This is bad news
as it makes no sense and adds yet another subplot to pad out
the novelization!
Jo and the Doctor team up to fight the phallic Time Paradox
monster. They refuse to be seperate from one another again!
The lesbian overtones thrill all!
The Doctor and Jo share a moment of victory - the evil time paradox
monster reduced in sperm-shaped defeat.
Stylish vows to make LSD legal to impress the psychedelic future
commando babe! The TARDIS fades away in a soft glow.