Paddington Bear Is SOOO CUTE!  Look How He Kills Toby.  Awwwww....
    
  

   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor And Jo Grant Meet The Delegates! They are so cute!
     

     Even though one of them is guilty murderer!
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     Jo gives King Paddington a toy bear, symbol of doom,
     death and despair, a cursed object of awe and damnation.  
     

     Silly Jo, she has the IQ of a seedless grape.
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor calms Paddington bear with cheap pop music and
      a naked Barbie Doll.
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor realises the Ice Cream Vendors aren't guilty,
     so she looks for someone else to frame for naughty crimes.
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor is attacked by kinky tentacle creature!  
     

     She grabs his nose so he can not use his fire sneeze attack!
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor and evil Nectaris take a break to advertise
     yummy Soy Milk!  It's good and good for you.  
     

     Buy Kajimoto Soy Milk TODAY!!! 
    
  
    
   
 
   
   

    
     The Doctor triumphs over phallic squid monster!  
     

     Jo is grateful and lesbian overtones abound! YAY!
    
  

   
 
   
   

    
     Next Book - The Doctor and Jo face the evil comedy relief device! 
     

     The first meeting with the evil Dustbins!