Twenty-Fourth Entry in the Charles Daniels Unauthorized Programme Guide O' Vibration Serial Y - The Sexual Toymaker - Episodes: 1. The Sexual Toyroom 3. The Dancing Position 2. Hall of (Inflatable) Dolls 4. The Final Lech The Doctor has flipped it big time. He's gone into the future, into the past, to exotic worlds, and nothing has worked so now he seeks the help of a malevolent immortal entity who dominates a fantasy world, The Sexual Toymaker. He is a happy-looking French character with tight leather pants. He makes the TARDIS into various rude shapes and 'invites' the Doctor and his companions to play games with him. The Doctor has to play the complex Transvestite Game while Steven and Dodo are set a series of positions, which if they lose will render them inflatable dolls for the Toymakers perverse amusement. They play Blind Man's bluff - and have a good time together. They meet the Lust family and play a masochistic game of musical chairs. Then, it's Hunt the Naughty Bits in the bath tub and, after that, they find themselves trying to reach the end of a bedroom dodging nude mannequins. Their last opponent is the obnoxious schoolboy, Cyril, with a disturbing amount of pornographic magazines hidden under his bed. The game in this case is trying to get Cyril to leave the house while Steven tries to make out with Dodo. It's not as easy as it seems. Steven offers him a few pounds to go to the cinema but Cyril has of course seen all the films out, hates them all, and rants and complains for minutes ruining the mood. Dodo offers to give him a neat present if he pisses off immediately but he wants it in writing with fine print that he will write personally after she signs the contract. Eventually when all sensible avenues are lost they trap Cyril in one of his own annoying little tricks. Sticking his tongue down a light socket Cyril is removed from game play - what he THOUGHT he was going to be licking is best left up to the viewer. Steven and Dodo then turn their attentions to each other but it doesn't last long. The Doctor has won the transvestite game by dressing like the Sexual Toymaker and confusing everyone. The Doctor rushes Steven and Dodo into the TARDIS as the entire place is falling apart and there are some things there he feels are too nasty even for his companions. Book(s)/Other Related - Doctor Who & The Sexual Toymaker The Galactic Catalogue Of Naughty Fun The Sexual Toymaker Colouring Book for Questionable Adolescents and Sad Fans Fluffs - Hartnell seemed confused for most of this story "The Sexual Toymaker makes those toys for naughty people doing naughty things with naughty ideas in the naughtyverse of naughtydom! Not to mention he's a bit dodgy." "But I am not a crossdresser and I prefer panties to bras anyday. And I hate women's clothes. These shoes are somewhat nice tough." "You may make a TARDIS out of my phallus but...mmm..you may make my TARDIS phallus shaped but you can't not control it's secrets!" Fashion Victims - Dodo with Bob Dylan cap, John Lennon sun glasses, platform shoes, a mini-skirt with swirls, and a red Charlie Brown "/\/\/\" T-shirt. Goofs - The Sexual Toymaker says the 3rd device in episode 1 takes four AA batteries however that device takes two C batteries.. at least that's what I've heard. Technobabble - The Toy Maker has access to a "Romp 'em Stomp 'em Pleasure Machine" that works on "Orgasmatastic Energy". Dialogue Disasters - STEVEN: I'm going to see if he has an invisible barrier in his trousers! DODO: Are you really the family of lust? Dirty Old Man: Well we're all related if that's what you mean deary! Wooooo-oaaah! Wooo-oaahh! CYRIL: I've already been to the cinema! It's such a dreadful bore. I'd much rather watch you two do the nasty. DODO: We AREN'T going to do "the NASTY" Cyril! STEVEN: We aren't?? CYRIL: AHAHA! Jokes on you loser boy! Dialogue Triumphs - DOCTOR: You want me? TOYMAKER: Yes, I am bored. I love to play games, but there's no one to play games with..But you will become my perpetual partner. We shall play endless games together, your body against mine. DOCTOR: Oh dear. I've made the wrong turn on the sexual orientation turnpike. Rumors & Facts - The Sexual Toymaker was somehow or other passed by the censors in 1966. I myself was curious how these moral, public conscious, good, honest people, with no personal agendas of their own, which censors always are, could have allowed this production. My research shows that they were bought off. It wasn't a large sum of money, not even a significant sum. Indeed I have more money in change in my pocket right now and I thought I was flat broke. However it wasn't all for money - they got some free drinks out of it too. This style of corruption was sadly only the case for English viewers. When it was sold to Australia it was deemed unsuitable for broadcast and therefore the censors, failing to return the films, must have either taken it back for their own sick perverted collections OR used them as ashtrays. The story was also sold to several European nations where edited versions ran under the titles - "Doctor Erotica's Fun Trip", "Doctor Mysterio: El Sicko Sexa Loco", "Dur Doktor Dur Kinky" and also "Sexualle Toys Au Joy". None of these prints still exist however the final episode "The Final Lech" was safely housed in the archives misidentified for several years as a biography of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The Sexual Toymaker was a imaginative and unusual story, there are many people who believe the continuous rumors that this story is being held in full by the mysterious scientist and outlandish collector Dr. No, but these people are nuts.