Forty-Second Entry in the Charles Daniels Unauthorized Programme Guide O' Bodily Fluids Serial PP - The Enema Of The World - It is the year 2030 and the world is in danger of being controlled by a violent foe of mass destruction and hilarity. The Doctor and companions land on a beach and are immediately attacked by bears with machine guns piloting super hovercrafts. The Time Travellers are rescued by a cute helicopter pilot who was hired for both her large bust size and how she grips the stick shift with such passion. Her boss, Larry, explains that the Doctor is the double of the would-be world dictator and numbskull, Moe. Larry tells the Doctor that he wants him to impersonate Moe so he can be discredited. It will be a complex job but the Doctor quickly picks up Moe's patented "hand vertical in front of face" guard against the infamous double eye poke. The Doctor still isn't sure he can impersonate Moe accurately so he starts to get into a slap match with Jamie and Larry to test his new techniques out. The meeting is soon interrupted by Curly Joe who goes about interrogating everyone until the Doctor hits him over the head with a croquet mallot and tells him he has everything at hand. The Doctor uses the mallot to cheerfully play Curly's bald head like a xylophone until he leaves the room. After Curly leaves everyone takes a breath and they go about their mission. Jamie and Victoria infiltrate Moe's new entourage. Moe keeps a tight reign on those beneath him, which is just about everybody. They discover that Moe's vision is to give the entire world a super enema that will clean away all the world's pollution and naughty bits all at one time. After this Moe plans to rule over a new, clean, world. Moe's deranged plans for the device that will make the world a paradise of his own design via cosmic enema disgusts Jamie but excites Victoria in a suitably Victorian way. Meanwhile the Doctor is discovering that not only is he a perfect double for Moe but when he carries around a cane and wears a fake moustache, as he does every Wednesday evening for legal purposes, he is mistaken for an earlier world leader, Charlie Chaplin. Using the still loyal Chaplinists for information he confronts Curly Joe and discovers he has suspicions of what Moe's true plans are. Together they discover that Larry has been captured and is going to be executed. At the same time the real Moe has gone to an underground film convention filled with people who firmly believe the last film ever made was Jerry Lewis' "Which Way To The Front?" and yet for some reason they still hope for more. Moe assures them that he is working above on the surface trying to re-establish the movie industry but that they have to keep up the good work in churning out Police Academy and Star Trek film scripts in the hope that they might one day be made. What they don't know is that Moe has been taking their scripts to the fully active and thriving film companies and selling their work as his own. Moe's entire empire, and his enema device, is funded solely off the slave labour of sad souls who live in an underground shelter and only get to watch films that Moe made himself and old Disney cartoons. The Doctor goes back to impersonating Moe and even fools his companions into thinking he IS Moe. The Doctor is so effective they beat him senseless before someone explains they've got the wrong man. The Doctor then confronts Larry himself and discovers the truth about him. Back in the old days Larry, Moe, and Curly were a team of stooges who worked together on their own quest to dominate the film industry through an unstoppable onslaught of motion pictures. The Doctor head-butts Larry and sends him crashing into a conspicuously placed vat of mud. He then starts to run to the main complex to stop Moe, it is to late, the Doctor screams in terror as he realizes the Enema Device has been activated. He is somewhat disappointed, in an inappropriate Victorian manner, however when it fails to work! The entire plot has ended in disaster for Moe who is now.....exposed, in anticipation. Curly Joe rushes to free the screenplay writing slaves from their celluloid dungeon while the Doctor decides to save his own skin and make for the TARDIS. There he finds Jamie standing stunned as Victoria has just offered Moe, whom she THINKS is the Doctor, to be "blown away into space". As Victoria falls to her knees the Doctor screams and runs in slow motion across the console room and gets into a fight with Moe. The TARDIS takes off with the doors open and Moe is eventually "blown away into space" just not in the way he wanted. With the danger now over the Doctor drones on and on about how he only saved the earth, the lives of countless human beings, and the lives of Jamie and Victoria until finally Victoria gives in and actually shags his brains out. Jamie is incredibly annoyed as they are going at it so forcefully the TARDIS walls begin to collapse in on themselves, potentially crushing our heroes to death... Book(s)/Other Related - Doctor Who And The Giant Enema Of the World "Laid At LAST!" - The Troughton Years Doctor Mysterio - Suckee! Suckee! Cinco Peso! Fluffs - Troughton didn't seem himself for most this story Troughton's eye poke routine rarely lives up the the acclaim it generally recieves In episode six (sex?) Victoria takes off the right clothes but in the wrong order so we never really see her very nude at any one time Fashion Victims - The Stooges' silly pants, Moe's exploding cigars and shoes, and Jamie's kinky use of the whoppee cushion Goofs - The TARDIS' usual landing sound has been replaced with Folger's crystals. The serial is so under budget that several of the slap stick sound effects have to be provided by the actors themselves. In episode 3 Curly completely fails to convince anyone his new hairpiece is real. Technobabble - The Enema Device is a product of "Squishytron" technology. Links - The Doctor says he never wants to eat ice cream ever again after his recent experiences. Curly is discovered reading book about the mysterious Tellytubbies Dialogue Disasters - CURLY: Yuk! Yuk! Yuk-Yuk! LARRY: Youse Moe cause I say so, and what I say so does go, Moe! MOE: What are you?? A wisecracker?? Come 'ere! *slap* And the mystery - "You naughty nimkimpook!" The Doctor or Moe? No one knows. Dialogue Triumphs - VICTORIA: Perhaps we've landed in a world of mad men! DOCTOR: Yes, I mean who else would give Winnie The Pooh an Ak-47? GRIFFIN, The Chef/Agent - The comedy act tonight will be a national disaster. First course interrupted by flying pies. Second course slipped up by banana peel. Third course ruined by drunken clown. I'm going out to shoot myself, the gun will probably say "BANG!". THE CLASSIC Interro"gay"tion scene between Moe, Jamie, and Victoria - JAMIE: Where are we? MOE: You're on a BBC sound stage. JAMIE: I knew we'd landed on another one! What did I tell you Victoria? MOE: I want you to answer some of my questions. VICTORIA: I hope they aren't math, or history, or science, or general knowledge questions, Jamie isn't so good at those. JAMIE: (happily) Aye!! (then face turning sour) Eh? MOE: Lay down when you talk to me! JAMIE: You'll get nowhere by shouting and liquoring us up either. MOE: On the contrary I'm going to get everything I want from you two. JAMIE: We'll not tell you a thing. MOE: Good! I like quiet partners! JAMIE: What? MOE: Spirit, resistance. You've got plenty of that haven't you, boy? It will be pleasing to tie you up, give you a fresh enema, and lash you thoroughly. VICTORIA: I don't want to cast aspersions about your character, Moe, but that sounds somewhat naughty! MOE: (Still focused on Jamie) I wonder how long you'll last. Five minutes? No, a little longer. Ten, perhaps? JAMIE: What do you mean?! MOE: Come now, JAMIE: Hey! I've not got a problem with prematurity! VICTORIA: You are ever so mature Jamie. (Everyone glaces at Victoria with confused "Doesn't she get it?" looks) MOE (rubbing Jamie): You don't think I'm just going to sit here and ask questions, do you? JAMIE: You must have been a nasty little boy! MOE: Oh, I was. But I had a very enjoyable childhood. DOCTOR: People spend all their time building up resistance, and I come along and break them. The classic ending - DOCTOR: Oh you know I'm nobody really. I just saved the world, saved the lives of countless human beings, not to mention both of your lives, and Victoria's sexual decency from Moe. JAMIE: Aye, well we appreciate it and all but why you go on about it so much? DOCTOR: Oh sorry, I don't mean to bother everyone over me going out of my way to save the world or anything. I wouldn't like to seem like I was fishing for a reward, not that I deserve one or anything for being a wonderful guy and fixing everything like I do every week. VICTORIA: Doctor, would you like to be..blown away into space? DOCTOR: Eh? Well I thought you'd never ask! VICTORIA: Well I wouldn't but.. DOCTOR: Excellent! Let's get started right away! Which is followed by complaints from Jamie and classic lines like - DOCTOR: Oh now Victoria you know it's rude to talk with your mouth full. - And - DOCTOR: Oh my!! The walls!! VICTORIA: I thought you'd never eat ice cream again? I can get some if it excites you. JAMIE: Looks like he's already getting some to me! Rumors & Facts - This story is very atypical for season five. It features no alien monsters and has stronger sexual development from previous stories. It is rumored that The Doctor and Jamie have rompy man love in this adventure yet this is surely a mistake over what happens with Moe in the interro"gay"tion. This was all very easy to explain until a certain novel hinted that Moe was actually a different aspect of the Second Doctor. So this point seems impossible to resolve but is often explored in certain erotic stories posted to some of the more disreputable newsgroups and websites on the internet. It also features a sexual relationship between Victoria and the Doctor which set the mood for the swing sex love orgies that were to dominate Doctor Who throughout the Second Doctor's run on the show. Taking on a new personality the Doctor had shown that his new incarnation could finally get some. When the Enema of the World was first thrust upon Britain it was described as a "Whole new refreshing feeling" and that the past of Doctor Who has been successfully "flushed clean away" leaving new plot elements and traditions to evolve.